April 21st, 2003
Pop News Today
Ok… I’m about to jump on another plane – this time to NYC, but I decided to roll out a pop news update before I left… ENJOY!
The incredible FLYING cat… video here.
Biker gets new penis from arm muscle – Article here.
Businessman sells ‘poo’ good luck charms – Article here.
Ikea’s new bed shares name with German obscenity – Article here.
Diet guru Dr. Robert Atkins dead at 72 – Article here.
Techies go for ice-cold afterlife – Technology workers dominate those drawn to cryonics, believing science will advance enough to bring them back from the dead – Article here.
The great city of Dildo in Canda… here’s the tourism site.
Naked Bowling was once a sinister sport in America, but today it is making a strong comeback, very strong. – Article here.
Google founder wanted phones banned from HQ – Article here.
The official Ali G Glossary here.
Lesbian pop stars Tatu have sparked outrage – by calling for young schoolgirls to join them in a mass naked photo shoot. – Article here.
I THINK I MIGHT BE GAY … NOW WHAT DO I DO? A Brochure for Young Men–Information for gay youth and young men questioning their sexuality. Check it.
Linux is for Bitches – funny stuff. http://www.linuxisforbitches.com/
Milkmen: Fathers Who Breastfeed – Check it.
Have you heard about NEUTICLES??? Weird stuff.
Iowa awaits Miss Nude World pageant – Article here.
“When a human being is gently fondling someones body, sooner or later tiredness and slackening will appear. Therefore we developed Tickle Salon: a robotic installation based on the concept of automated fondling. A machine that is able to caress you with an indefatigable attention and subtleness. Automated stroking is an exciting topic, because it brings together our interests in meta creativity, biology and artificial intelligence, and of course the pleasure of being caressed.” Here’s the site.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Texas Fatasses.
Got a cough? Please skip the meeting – SARS outbreak alters corporate life. Article here.
Are You a Koan Head? – Get Your Lego Skills in Gear: Acing a Job Interview Just Got More Puzzling. Article here.
Phone porn can boost 3G – Article here.