August 14th, 2005
McDonald’s Bathroom Attendant
You know – I have some days where I wish I was still in college and so bored that something like this would be something *I* would do… and then, I snap back to reality and I’m glad I’m not that bored anymore:
About a month ago, I was brainstorming a mission idea with a few friends called “Five Star Fast Food”. The idea was to deck out a fast food joint with all the trappings of a five star restaurant. There would be a Maitre D’ standing behind a podium asking for your reservation, a hostess to seat you, a waiter to take your order, and an attendant in the bathroom. The obvious problem with this idea is that it would very likely be shut down as soon as it begins. I decided to focus on the bathroom attendant aspect, figuring that we could last much longer in a secluded men’s room.