The Rigged-Up Net

Church or massage parlor?

Its like computing in the stone ages

skybar

It says alamo draft house

New Whip

Art of sausage

superbad

Right behind home plate

I never knew the definition of “power couple” was “both spouses are college grads”…. hmm…. More than half of all “power couples,” in which both spouses are college graduates, live in large metropolitan areas. Researchers have long assumed the couples migrate to the cities. ‘Power Couples’ Meet in Cities, Study Finds

One of Carlie’s favorite in SF

Fortune cookie

Defcon nametag

Squidshee!

Traffic Court

Astros vs Padres

Kathy Griffin Live

Fleet of chicks on scooters pulling ads for razors

Chicago Sofitel Prez Suite – even th bathroom has a view

Pizza

Zima is back, baby!

This made me laugh out loud… When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know. Anger Management

Homeland security paddy-wagon

True… so true… A stick-in-your-pocket cheat sheet on sex, food, death, money, work, grandkids…and how to find your keys 50 Things You Need to Know by 50

World’s largest box of cigarettes

I had no idea that Dutch women were so happy! French women, says a recent bestseller, don’t get fat. Japanese women, says another, don’t get old or fat. But their sisters in the Netherlands may have one up on both of them. That is because Dutch women, according to a book just released in the […]

Apparently I’m “neutral”… 🙂 What American accent do you have? (Best version so far) Midland (“Midland” is not necessarily the same thing as “Midwest”) The default, lowest-common-denominator American accent that newscasters try to imitate. Since it’s a neutral accent, just because you have a Midland accent doesn’t mean you’re from the Midland. Click Here to […]

Stephen Colbert on “Whose line is it anyway”:

Black&tan and Scotched beef

Oh boy…

I can’t wait to install some of these in my truck! 😀 HornBlasters.com, home of the fastest growing air horn retailer in the world. HornBlasters.com Here’s a crazy-funny video of them in use: There are tons more here: http://www.hornblasters.com/video.php

Expensive Sum-bitch!

Dance competition

YIKES! DEAR ABBY: Please help me to warn your readers about an alarming trend happening in the teenage community: prom babies. I first heard about it while driving my teenage daughter to a lacrosse meet with several of her girlfriends. One girl in the car, “Carrie,” said she hoped this year she could have a […]

First there was Beatles Cirque… Now… Its Beatles Juggling!

Charming – bullet hole @ Burger-Tex

portopotty

Trinity Commencement

Really thinly sliced (sushi zushi)

Road Rash

165 lines! woohoo