Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
Women who typically get about five hours of sleep a night could be one-third more likely to develop ongoing weight-gain, 33 pounds or more into middle age, than those who sleep for at least 7 hours.
The Texas Department of Public Safety has plans to change the way Texans renew and change address information on their driver licenses. In fact, the licenses will have a complete makeover. According to KHOU, all changes will have to be made in person, which will cause an increase in the already-packed Motor Vehicle locations.
Hundreds of other New Yorkers have not been so skittish, turning to the city’s many live bird markets this week for their Thanksgiving fare. They swear by the taste, saying a live turkey is far better than the frozen, store-bought variety.
“People say that once you eat a live turkey, you can never go back again,” said Felix Nickpon, who had come to the live poultry butcher for the first time, as had McIntyre.
